Surely you like coke, no matter from which company. We have good tips for you why you should drink coke everyday.
Coke is known for bringing you back on the right track when you have a bad day. But did you know that coke can do much more? Read it here, only here!
EVERYTHING COKE CAN DO
The most important thing for you is the taste of coke for sure. If you haven’t bought a cheap coke, then it won’t taste shitty. But coke can do so much more for you than just tasting good. For example, you can fall in love with coke when you drink 5 liters of coke every day. Do this for about 1 year.
Then you have either super powers and can pick up cars with your finger and help old grandma’s over the street or if you’ve bad luck you have diabetes forever. But of course this can’t happen to you. Don’t worry about it.
IT MAKES YOU THINNER
If you’re a very fat guy who can’t even get up and want to lose weight fast and easy, coke will help of course. Drink 1 bottle every day and pour a bottle over your head every day.
You’ll be amazed because you’ll lose 50 kilos within a week and you will feel much better.
IT IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH
Yes, you can say good-bye to your sickness with coke! And it doesn’t matter which disease you have or if you have several diseases.
Just go to the next shop and buy an injection tool and fill it with coke and inject coke into you. You’ll feel better after a short time.
THE MIRACLE COKE
